I cast you out, destructive virus, along with every suspicious spyware in the system, every adware, and malware that is now attacking my PC; in the name of our father of computer, Charles Babbage. Begone and stay far from this PC of mine. For it is my ESET NOD32 who commands you, the one that deletes you from the very bootsector of this hard-drive down into the depths of its quarantine. Hearken, therefore, and tremble in fear, virus, you enemy of all Windows user, you corrupter of data files, you who renders my PC useless, you root of all evil and infections;
I command you VIRUS! Leave the harddisk of this dying computer! In the name of my Antivirus, which has the power to consign you to a quarantine, i adjure you to depart forthwith from this PC who seeks refuge in the fold of my Antivirus. Make no resistance nor delay in departing from this PC, for it has pleased my New Antivirus to dwell in. I bind you by the laws governed by MICROSOFT and ESET Antivirus.
For now and all eternity your existence shall perish for I, the sole user of this PC, condemn the unholy act of software piracy which carries the seed of evil thru attachments. I condemn the usage of unclean flash drives, the carrier of infectious spirit.
Begone, then, in the name of the CTRL, and of the ALT, and of the DEL button. Give eternal peace to this PC by this sign of the holy shutdown button, you will never be seen again forever and ever.
